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So, me and my girlfriend were talking on skype, and she knows NOTHING about League of Legends.
So i brought up a funny topic 
Enjoy.
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[4:07:35 PM] Me: bk
[4:07:45 PM] Me: question;
[4:07:47 PM] Me: if you had a kid
[4:07:54 PM] Me: would you let him be named Teemo
[4:08:02 PM] Girl: nnoooo
[4:08:06 PM] Me: why
[4:08:10 PM] Me: Teemo is such a cute name
[4:08:23 PM] Girl: how would u pronounce it
[4:08:31 PM] Me: T - Mo
[4:09:12 PM] Girl: haha naw
[4:09:21 PM] Me: waaaht
[4:09:22 PM] Me: you crazy
[4:09:26 PM] Me: what about Cho'Gath
[4:10:13 PM] Girl: what kinda names r thoseee??
[4:10:17 PM] Girl: haha
[4:10:25 PM] Me: Hhah
[4:10:27 PM] Me: Just so you know
[4:10:29 PM] Me: if we ever hook up
[4:10:33 PM] Me: and get married or w.e.
[4:10:37 PM] Me: and have kids
[4:10:43 PM] Me: I AM naming my son Pantheon
[4:10:46 PM] Girl: hahahahahahahahhhahaa
[4:10:54 PM] Me: Or maybe Mantheon
[4:11:01 PM] Girl: never gunna happen. thats too weird of a name
[4:11:13 PM] Girl: he would get so made fun of
[4:11:20 PM] Me: and then throw a spear through their face
[4:11:27 PM] Me: because his name is Pantheon
[4:11:32 PM] Girl: hhaah
[4:11:39 PM] Girl: yeah that..
[4:11:40 PM] Girl: lol
[4:11:45 PM] Me: think about it
[4:11:46 PM] Me: he would be a great baseball player
[4:11:55 PM] Me: pitch lightening fast
[4:12:00 PM] Girl: lol y?
[4:12:06 PM] Me: all that practise from spear throwing
[4:12:13 PM] Girl: lollllll
[4:12:16 PM] Girl: haha
[4:12:16 PM] Me: He'd have a hell of an arm
[4:12:25 PM] Girl: just cuz of his name...
[4:12:26 PM] Girl: lol
[4:12:31 PM] Me: **** straight
[4:12:37 PM] Girl: haha
[4:12:38 PM] Girl: dream big
[4:12:59 PM] Me: He'd probably be good @ high jump too
[4:13:05 PM] Girl: lol
[4:13:07 PM] Girl: ur funny
[4:13:32 PM] Girl: i would name my son dylan or kyle
[4:13:41 PM] Me: Kayle??
[4:13:51 PM] Girl: kyleeeee
[4:13:51 PM] Girl: !!!
[4:13:55 PM] Me: Kayle
[4:14:02 PM] Girl: like"kai-el
[4:14:05 PM] Me: How about Alistar
[4:14:07 PM] Girl: no kyle
[4:14:10 PM] Girl: ew no
[4:14:17 PM] Girl: what kinda names r u coming up with
[4:14:20 PM] Me: Blitzcrank?
[4:14:31 PM] Girl: i think u were meant to be in the middle ages
[4:14:35 PM] Me: Okay
[4:14:37 PM] Me: Well
[4:14:43 PM] Me: Can we name him Mundo?
[4:14:49 PM] Me: Incase he becomes a doctor
[4:14:53 PM] Me: then he can be Dr Mundo
[4:14:54 PM] Girl: hahahahhaah
[4:14:58 PM] Girl: lolol
[4:15:13 PM] Me: Or if we want him to be real smart
[4:15:18 PM] Me: Hiemerdinger
[4:15:31 PM] Girl: and nickname him dinger
[4:15:33 PM] Girl: lol
[4:15:37 PM] Me: YES!
[4:15:38 PM] Me: YEEESSSS
[4:15:44 PM] Girl: haha
[4:15:45 PM] Girl: no
[4:15:48 PM] Me: =[
[4:15:53 PM] Me: How about..
[4:15:54 PM] Me: Garen
[4:15:56 PM] Me: nice strong name
[4:15:58 PM] Me: GAREN
[4:16:03 PM] Girl: yea
[4:16:04 PM] Girl: i like that
[4:16:07 PM] Me: Yea?
[4:16:11 PM] Girl: good
[4:16:13 PM] Me: Sounds like a defender
[4:16:14 PM] Girl: we agree
[4:16:18 PM] Girl: haha
[4:16:22 PM] Me: So we are naming our son Garen?
[4:16:25 PM] Girl: yes
[4:16:27 PM] Me: not urgot?
[4:16:35 PM] Girl: ew no
[4:16:36 PM] Girl: hhaa
[4:16:38 PM] Me: Okay
[4:16:39 PM] Me: Garen it is.
------------- Girl names inc ------------------------------
[4:16:38 PM] Me: Okay
[4:16:39 PM] Me: Garen it is.
[4:16:45 PM] Girl: 
[4:16:48 PM] Girl: and daughter?
[4:16:51 PM] Girl: cuz i want a girl too
[4:17:44 PM] Girl: alexa, angela, kendra,
[4:17:46 PM] Girl: umm
[4:17:52 PM] Me: just a sec.
[4:18:39 PM] Me: Okay
[4:18:42 PM] Me: girls name?
[4:18:44 PM] Me: Definitly Anivia
[4:18:56 PM] Girl: noo
[4:18:59 PM] Me: WaahhttT?
[4:19:03 PM] Girl: noo
[4:19:04 PM] Girl: hah
[4:19:06 PM] Me: WHAAATTT?
[4:19:10 PM] Me: Anivia
[4:19:22 PM] Girl: adriana
[4:19:30 PM] Me: How about Orianna
[4:19:43 PM] Girl: i LOVE THAT
[4:19:48 PM] Me: Really?
[4:19:55 PM] Girl: yeaaa
[4:20:00 PM] Me: I'm not a fan
[4:20:15 PM] Me: If we had a daughter names Orianna, I think we would need to name our son Blitzcrank
[4:20:17 PM] Me: for synergy
[4:20:55 PM] Girl: noo
[4:20:56 PM] Girl: orianna and garen
[4:21:06 PM] Me: How about
[4:21:08 PM] Me: Ezrael
[4:21:16 PM] Me: Good name for a girl
[4:21:20 PM] Girl: how would u pronounce it?
[4:21:25 PM] Me: Ez - Rail
[4:21:45 PM] Me: Ezzzz
[4:21:55 PM] Girl: naw
[4:21:55 PM] Me: like Easy but not really like easy at all because it's Ez
[4:22:12 PM] Girl: nnaww
[4:22:15 PM] Girl: veto
[4:22:26 PM] Girl: JAYDEN for a boy
[4:22:32 PM] Me: Jayden?
[4:22:34 PM] Me: That's not even a name
[4:22:44 PM] Girl: yes it is
[4:22:45 PM] Me: No
[4:22:47 PM] Me: Okay
[4:22:54 PM] Me: Bare with me here
[4:22:56 PM] Girl: its number 4 in baby names
[4:23:00 PM] Me: VOLIBEAR WITH ME
[4:23:05 PM] Me: Imagine this
[4:23:10 PM] Me: Jayden is in a bar right
[4:23:16 PM] Me: and he knocks a guys beer over
[4:23:25 PM] Me: they go out side to sort it out the manly way
[4:23:33 PM] Me: Jayden gets killed and cut into a million peices.
[4:23:41 PM] Me: What could have caused this?
[4:23:42 PM] Girl: WHYY!!???!!
[4:23:48 PM] Me: Because the guy who did it
[4:23:50 PM] Me: was named Garen.
[4:23:56 PM] Me: And he did it for great justice.
[4:24:02 PM] Girl: i dont get it
[4:24:08 PM] Me: Garen would kick Jayden in the ass
[4:24:10 PM] Me: in a fight
[4:24:24 PM] Girl: not even
[4:24:26 PM] Me: Yes
[4:24:27 PM] Girl: jayden
[4:24:29 PM] Girl: is so prettty
[4:24:35 PM] Girl: as a name
[4:24:38 PM] Me: If we are going for pretty
[4:24:39 PM] Me: we should name him
[4:24:42 PM] Girl: and is so manly
[4:24:42 PM] Me: Taric
[4:24:47 PM] Girl: no
[4:24:53 PM] Girl: ORIANNA AND JAYDEN
[4:24:57 PM] Girl: its settled
[4:24:58 PM] Me: No
[4:25:11 PM] Me: I'll compromise
[4:25:15 PM] Me: If we can name our son Garen
[4:25:21 PM] Me: we can name our daughter Katarina
[4:25:25 PM] Girl: oo i love that
[4:25:30 PM] Girl: no
[4:25:32 PM] Girl: but
[4:25:37 PM] Girl: katarina and jayden
[4:25:42 PM] Me: KATARINA AND GAREN
[4:25:44 PM] Me: IT WAS MEANT TO BE
[4:25:56 PM] Girl: nooo
[4:25:58 PM] Girl: haha
[4:26:01 PM] Girl: sage!
[4:26:02 PM] Girl: as a girl
[4:26:05 PM] Girl: thats so pretty
[4:26:15 PM] Me: I thought we had Katarina
[4:26:19 PM] Me: Katarina and Gare
[4:26:20 PM] Me: Garen
[4:26:23 PM] Girl: 2 girls and 1 boy
[4:26:34 PM] Girl: katarina, sage, jayden
[4:26:37 PM] Me: WTF YOU TRYNA DRAG ME INTO
[4:26:42 PM] Me: Only 1 of those names are approvable
[4:26:45 PM] Me: and that is Katarina
[4:26:54 PM] Girl: haha
[4:26:55 PM] Girl: not even
[4:26:58 PM] Me: We can't name our son Jayden because my brothers son is Jaedyn
[4:27:02 PM] Girl: sage is so preettty
[4:27:10 PM] Girl: sooooo
[4:27:10 PM] Me: How about Karma instead?
[4:27:15 PM] Girl: karma???
[4:27:17 PM] Girl: no
[4:27:18 PM] Me: yeh
[4:27:20 PM] Me: could be a black baby
[4:27:22 PM] Me: the token
[4:27:22 PM] Girl: that horrible
[4:27:24 PM] Girl: hahaha
[4:27:25 PM] Me: =[
[4:27:35 PM] Me: Nidalee?
[4:27:36 PM] Me: The wild child?
[4:27:37 PM] Girl: no
[4:27:43 PM] Girl: jayden
[4:27:47 PM] Girl:
[4:28:02 PM] Me: Caitlyn?
[4:28:03 PM] Me: Ashe?
[4:28:08 PM] Me: Do you want a hot daughter?
[4:28:13 PM] Girl: yea
[4:28:14 PM] Girl: haha
[4:28:24 PM] Girl: she will be hot with both of us combined
[4:28:28 PM] Girl: :P
[4:28:58 PM] Me: Only if she is named one of the following
[4:29:05 PM] Me: Ashe, Caitlyn, Katarina
[4:29:09 PM] Girl: katarina
[4:29:12 PM] Me: Okay
[4:29:14 PM] Me: deal
[4:29:16 PM] Girl: ok
[4:29:18 PM] Me: Katarina is girls name
[4:29:30 PM] Me:
[4:29:32 PM] Me: <3
[4:29:33 PM] Girl: and boy?
[4:29:34 PM] Girl: haha
[4:29:35 PM] Me: Garen
[4:29:39 PM] Girl: ehhh
[4:29:42 PM] Girl: fine
[4:29:42 PM] Girl: deal
[4:29:46 PM] Me: Garen and Katarina?
[4:29:50 PM] Girl: yes
[4:29:50 PM] Girl:
[4:29:52 PM] Me:
[4:29:55 PM] Girl: haha
[4:30:02 PM] Girl: that took like 20min
[4:30:03 PM] Girl: haha
[4:30:05 PM] Me: One last question
[4:30:03 PM] Girl: yea?
[4:30:05 PM] Me: they HAVE to take spin classes.
[4:30:03 PM] Girl: what?
[4:30:05 PM] Me: AWWWWWW YEAAHHHHH
----- AND THERE IS THE GIRLS NAMES! ----------------------------
Enjoy Gonna have an epic family ^.^
EDIT:
Because of the Q's..
1, Not an eRelationship lol - Just because we used skype. And when I said ever hooked up I meant like - Seriousness lol.
2, Im 18 shes 17 - Just a bit of fun haha |
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LOLOL BYE
