||As many of you already know, Teemo has long since been the yordle poster child of League of Legends.
What of the other yordles who have appeared since then?
Why is Teemo allowed to hog all the glory?
What of me and Kennen? I mean we're both also much more viable to be picked too.
I can also give a lot more reasons why Teemo should be retired from being the yordle poster child of the League:
- Teemo spends most of his time running when Riot wants to promote aggressive gameplay
- Teemo doesn't really contribute much to a team fight
- Teemo is annoying
- Teemo is fat
- Teemo smells
- Teemo wears fursuits
- Teemo has girly underwear
- Teemo is a jerk
- Teemo players tend to be jerks
- There are a lot of bad Teemo players
- Teemo promotes drug abuse, winners don't do drugs
- Teemo tends to lose, this might be because he does drugs
I think it's about time you concentrated more on making someone else the poster child of the League, like you know, churn out half a dozen skins,for maybe you know like... me?
Teemo is old. Retire Teemo.
I know you guys might not be convinced right away but I'm sure my contribution to the login screen splash art may persuade you otherwise, featuring yours truly - The true protector of Bandle City.