How is life?
For me, being a sentient flower is really weird.
Edit 1: Yeggs up in here. Also, sexuallobsters oh man.#111 months, 1 week ago
Senior Game Designer
I'm in your house, cracking your safe.
#211 months, 1 week ago
Associate VFX Artist
Short, but GLORIOUS.#311 months, 1 week ago
OP is correct :>#411 months, 1 week ago
Web Content Assistant
According to OP, the fifth element is apparently disturbing the peace.#511 months, 1 week ago
I have a perfectly justified fear of spoons and hungry people.#611 months, 1 week ago
Menstrual pain reliever and fever reducer.. fun times..#711 months, 1 week ago
Business Development Associate
This thread makes me sad.#811 months, 1 week ago
Associate Creative Designer
A brief search has led me to believe that I am...a giant collection of disc blades.
I guess most people are afraid of me? Except for farmers. They probably find me super useful.#911 months, 1 week ago
Community Program Coordinator
I broke these cuffs. Repeatedly.#1011 months, 1 week ago
....I think this game is less fun for me.#1111 months, 1 week ago
International QA Analyst
I'm a meme...#129 months, 3 weeks ago
Player Experience Manager
I burn books. Which turns out to be less fun with eReaders and iPads.#139 months, 3 weeks ago